[ Great news! Allen doesn't suck with this. It's hard to fuck up bacon. The pan does eventually spit at him when the Grease becomes an issue, but Allen has the sense to move it off the burner before flipping the bacon so he doesn't burn himself.
Unfortunately, the stove is covered in spittle of grease from where the pan spits it out, but, uh, such is life. ]
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Date: 2026-03-14 04:35 am (UTC)Unfortunately, the stove is covered in spittle of grease from where the pan spits it out, but, uh, such is life. ]