Well, yes and no. It's only like birth in the sense that the chicken is laying an egg, as opposed to having a bowel movement. But for chickens, the two may as well be one and the same. They do both from the same place, so while it's briefly more uncomfortable for them, it's about as natural of a process as going to the bathroom.
[I'm. So sorry Link is like this, you're trying to eat-]
[ Bold of you to assume this deters Allen from eating. Absolutely not, he's putting another dumpling in his mouth and with his mouth full goes: ] Wow.
[ He ponders the chickens for a moment before he looks over at Link, swallowing. ] Did you own chickens at one point, Link? I can't picture you as a farm boy...!
...Did you teach yourself to read, Link? [ Because, well, he does recall Link saying he was orphaned. He can't imagine there's very good schooling for kids who live on the streets. Allen didn't go to school, either, so it isn't like he has a lot of room to speak. ]
[ Allen eats another dumpling contemplatively. That makes more sense, actually. He was also taught... some... but because he was sent off on missions, he didn't really get to do a ton of learning. He wonders what it was like to actually grow up under them. Especially at Central, where things seemed a lot more strict, and far less cozy.
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He reaches over and sets a hand on top of Link's head. ] ...I was going to go to the beach tomorrow to set up an Ark gateway there. You should come with me! We can explore that together! [ And maybe. Maybe Link can have a little bit of fun and relaxation. ]
Ah, apparently the beach is really the only other place that’s safely explorable? But it’s a few days out, so… I thought if I could make that travel time shorter for the residents here, that might be useful?
[ Allen laughs, bright and light like - that usual laugh of his that he forgot he even had. It's been a while, hasn't it? ]
Is that all it takes with you? Geez, had I known, I would've pestered you for it ages ago. Oi, so you'll call me by my first name from now on, too, right?
Boo! Ugh, you and Kanda both, huh?? Whatever, I'll just have to annoy you with a nickname someday. I'm sure some of Lavi's nicknaming skills might've rubbed off on me.
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[I'm. So sorry Link is like this, you're trying to eat-]
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[ He ponders the chickens for a moment before he looks over at Link, swallowing. ] Did you own chickens at one point, Link? I can't picture you as a farm boy...!
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[And these days it's not often you don't see Link with his nose buried in a book of some sort.]
And if I find there is something I don't know, then I like to see what I can learn about it.
[There's a reason he makes such a good teacher, tbh.]
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[Said simply. Matter-of-factly.]
It was a matter of necessity, if we were going to be useful. I spent a lot of my childhood catching up, so I tried to learn everything I could.
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He reaches over and sets a hand on top of Link's head. ] ...I was going to go to the beach tomorrow to set up an Ark gateway there. You should come with me! We can explore that together! [ And maybe. Maybe Link can have a little bit of fun and relaxation. ]
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I can accompany you. [He replies, as if Allen didn't literally just invite him.] Is there a particular reason you're taking it to the beach?
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[Maybe Allen just can't make gates to other places, but gates that lead around the Grove area are fine? Hm...]
Whenever you're ready then, I'll head out with you.
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[ Munching his dumpling… ]
I have to talk to Kanda and let him know. He might want to come with.
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[Smash cut to Link meal prepping for the next couple of days.]
Should we let the others in the Grove know we'll be leaving?
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It's nice to be polite, isn't it?
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[His autism...]
I will just call her Moder from now on, then.
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Is that all it takes with you? Geez, had I known, I would've pestered you for it ages ago. Oi, so you'll call me by my first name from now on, too, right?
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[Considering the. Gestures. Situation.]
Would you really prefer that...?
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[Mmmm that's kindof gay!]
Alright then. Allen it is.
...ah, though. Do keep calling me Link, please...no one calls me Howard.
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...Do you not?
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What do you MEAAAAAAAN you've never called him Howard! Not even once!!
Link sort of stares past Allen for a moment.]
I...
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I guess I've never thought about it. Even the others always called me Li.
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