Uh, well, obviously he taught me how to fight! And, I guess by proxy, I also learned how to play poker from him? I'm also really good at budgeting now. And how to balance a checkbook! Oh, and how to find a good mark!! Oh and - wait, you're not like a cop anymore so it's okay if I'm honest, right? I know how to cheat with taxes.
Don't tell anyone, though! I promise it's not by a lot!
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Date: 2026-03-13 01:55 am (UTC)Don't tell anyone, though! I promise it's not by a lot!