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From:

missinglink

It's not your fault. The next time I go to pick up groceries, I'll ask what they suggest.

[He'll pick up a dumpling carefully now that they're cooled off enough to easily touch and offer it to Tim, flat in his palm like he's feeding a horse.]

From:

godsfavourite

At this rate, you're going to spoil me, Link. At least give me something I can help with! [ Allen, you got a house.

Anyway, Tim spreads his fucking maw of a face and eats the dumpling, thank you- ]

From:

missinglink

[Feed Tim :)

Also yeah Allen you got the ENTIRE HOUSE]

Well the chickens will need to have the eggs collected daily, so I do expect you and Kanda to help out with that.

[Sorry Kanda you're being voluntold for future chicken duty]

From:

godsfavourite

[ Allen, who has only ever seen chickens but never owned any: ] They lay eggs... daily? [ Oh my God. ] ...Doesn't that hurt?

Poor chickens...

From:

missinglink

Well, no...it's probably a bit uncomfortable, but laying eggs is perfectly normal for chickens. They often lay multiple every day, so if you had even just a half dozen chickens, you'd have more eggs daily than you could eat.

[Spoons more dumplings into Allen's bowl as he explains.]

From:

godsfavourite

But-... Isn't laying an egg like giving birth?

... [ He picks up a dumpling and stares ahead at the wall for a moment as he thinks Very Deep Thoughts about chickens. ]

I'm suddenly so stressed for chickens.

[ He eats the dumpling- ]

Edited Date: 2026-03-15 11:32 pm (UTC)

From:

missinglink

Well, yes and no. It's only like birth in the sense that the chicken is laying an egg, as opposed to having a bowel movement. But for chickens, the two may as well be one and the same. They do both from the same place, so while it's briefly more uncomfortable for them, it's about as natural of a process as going to the bathroom.

[I'm. So sorry Link is like this, you're trying to eat-]

From:

godsfavourite

[ Bold of you to assume this deters Allen from eating. Absolutely not, he's putting another dumpling in his mouth and with his mouth full goes: ] Wow.

[ He ponders the chickens for a moment before he looks over at Link, swallowing. ] Did you own chickens at one point, Link? I can't picture you as a farm boy...!

From:

missinglink

Me? No. I just like to read. I always have, since I was young.

[And these days it's not often you don't see Link with his nose buried in a book of some sort.]

And if I find there is something I don't know, then I like to see what I can learn about it.

[There's a reason he makes such a good teacher, tbh.]

From:

godsfavourite

...Did you teach yourself to read, Link? [ Because, well, he does recall Link saying he was orphaned. He can't imagine there's very good schooling for kids who live on the streets. Allen didn't go to school, either, so it isn't like he has a lot of room to speak. ]

From:

missinglink

No. We learned at the Order.

[Said simply. Matter-of-factly.]

It was a matter of necessity, if we were going to be useful. I spent a lot of my childhood catching up, so I tried to learn everything I could.

From:

godsfavourite

[ Allen eats another dumpling contemplatively. That makes more sense, actually. He was also taught... some... but because he was sent off on missions, he didn't really get to do a ton of learning. He wonders what it was like to actually grow up under them. Especially at Central, where things seemed a lot more strict, and far less cozy.

...

He reaches over and sets a hand on top of Link's head. ] ...I was going to go to the beach tomorrow to set up an Ark gateway there. You should come with me! We can explore that together! [ And maybe. Maybe Link can have a little bit of fun and relaxation. ]

From:

missinglink

[Oh...hand on his head. He doesn't know how to react, so he just sits there politely.]

I can accompany you. [He replies, as if Allen didn't literally just invite him.] Is there a particular reason you're taking it to the beach?

From:

godsfavourite

Ah, apparently the beach is really the only other place that’s safely explorable? But it’s a few days out, so… I thought if I could make that travel time shorter for the residents here, that might be useful?

From:

missinglink

Hm...that isn't a bad idea actually, if it works.

[Maybe Allen just can't make gates to other places, but gates that lead around the Grove area are fine? Hm...]

Whenever you're ready then, I'll head out with you.

From:

godsfavourite

It’s a three day trip, so I figure… I would pack and leave in the morning? We’ll have to get some food for the road…

[ Munching his dumpling… ]

I have to talk to Kanda and let him know. He might want to come with.

From:

missinglink

I'll make sure we have enough.

[Smash cut to Link meal prepping for the next couple of days.]

Should we let the others in the Grove know we'll be leaving?

From:

godsfavourite

Likely not necessary. We could let one of the guardians know, I think. Perhaps Moder?

From:

missinglink

That works. I will let Miss Moder know while you inform Kanda of our plans.

From:

godsfavourite

Ah, you don’t need to be so formal with her, Link. I don’t think formalities mean much to her.

From:

missinglink

[?]

It's nice to be polite, isn't it?

From:

godsfavourite

Innit? You can be polite without formalities!!! It's fine, 'course, but it's a bit distancing!

From:

missinglink

Oh...I didn't realize.

[His autism...]

I will just call her Moder from now on, then.

From:

godsfavourite

[ Allen laughs, bright and light like - that usual laugh of his that he forgot he even had. It's been a while, hasn't it? ]

Is that all it takes with you? Geez, had I known, I would've pestered you for it ages ago. Oi, so you'll call me by my first name from now on, too, right?